One of the more creative ad campaigns in recent years has come to us courtesy of Emerald Nuts. These catchy ads, described here and here and seen here, provide plays on either the initials of Emerald Nuts (E.N.) or the entire spelling of the brand name (E.M.E.R.A.L.D. N.U.T.S.). In honor of the Florida State University football program and its potential advancement to the heralded Emerald Nuts Bowl Game this year, we here at The Serious Tip feel an Emerald Nuts tribute to the Seminoles and the University is in order. Here are a few FSU/Emerald Nuts jingles we'd like to share:
Eventually Many Elderly Retire And Live Down Nosediving University Team Sport
Exotic Miami Entertainers Relax Alumni Lovingly During Noles' Ugly Terrible Shutout
Educated Men's Emails Reveal Administration Let Donors Negatively Undermine Terrible Season
Eager Men Envy Raucously At Ladies Directed Now Under The Sterger
EBay Manipulates Eager Reporters And Lower Donations Neuter Underachieving Terrible Son
(If you don't know how eBay has affected the FSU football program, click here.)
Have your own FSU/ Emerald Nuts jingle you would like to share? Either drop us a comment or e-mail us at email@example.com. We'll post all suggestions on the eve of the Great Emerald Nuts Bowl Game. Need help keeping the letters straight? Go to the "Make Your Own E.N." link on Emerald Nuts.com. Gracias.