Tuesday, March 13, 2007

A Tournament For Those Who Say "NIT"

They hail from kingdoms near and far, galantly jousting for supremacy. Their deeds are legendary, even if their names are not. Speak of them only in hushed tones, however, for they are Those Who Compete In A Tournament For Those Who Say "NIT".

Tonight at six in the evening hour, the Seminoles of the Kingdom of Florida State begin this "NIT" Tournament against the Mid-Atlantic Conference Champion Toledo Mudhens Rockets. Following the onset of this valant contest, six other kingdoms begin their own "NIT" games, including ACC Tournament runner-up North Carolina State versus the peasantry's favorite NCAA snub, Drexel.

As this scribe swears his loyalty to the Kingdom of Florida State, I believe the Kingdom of Florida State will be victorious tonight and throughout the Tournament For Those Who Say "NIT". As for the Mudhens Rockets of the Kingdom of Toledo, they are "led by the senior trio of forward Keonta Howell, guard Justin Ingram and forward Florentino Valencia." Ha, how dare these men venture into our kingdom and pretend to claim rule? Hath they no knowledge of the great Al Thornton? Those whom he plays seldom live to tell the tale! He shall lead us to victory in the Tournament For Those Who Say "NIT"!

For more on the Tournament For Those Who Say "NIT", check out the Tournament For Those Who Say "NIT"'s official home page. Or, as I, participate in predicting the winner of The Tournament For Those Who Say "NIT" here. They promise "sweet" prizes. Perhaps a shrubbery?


- Jordi

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