(The Cavalier did not write this post. It was written by Jordi, who has permission to continue the epic tale of Naja Ashei. Because that’s parody, yo.)
Anyone who has read my blog The Serious Tip for any amount of days knows that I am a Florida State alumnus and a huge Seminole fan. So it made my cold heart (40 degrees in Tampa - gah!) warm ever so slightly when I read that NBA.com has ranked former Florida State forward and current Clipper Al Thornton third among rookies so far this season.
Long before Bill Simmons had feelings for Thornton, I had already confessed my admiration. Way back in college, I even rode the campus bus with Al one day. As he sat there doing what eventual NBA players do, I remember thinking, “One day he will play in the NBA and I will be blogging about the NBA and I will write about this day.”
In other news, remember the cupcake that Gerald Green used in the “Birthday Dunk”? It was recently inducted into the Cupcake Hall of Fame.
See, that’s parody. That’s funny.
Using other people’s gimmicks or ideas and passing them off as your own? Completely unfunny.
Kinda like Gallagher floating.