Saturday, August 30, 2008

Another Florida Championship Wrestling post by the World Famous Snowman

Once again he is back with his 'fro intact.

Got The Man shakin' and quakin' from his quick attack.

To know the Snowman is like reading tea leaves in Texas,

It only takes one look to see who the best is ...


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Florida wrestling fans, this blog is for you!

I had another great Thursday night at Florida Championship Wrestling.

Last Saturday I ordered a couple afros for some of my homies, and they arrived via UPS just as I was leaving my driveway on my way to the show. This marks the second emergency shipment of afros that UPS has delivered "just in the nick of time."

When I got to the show, I traded a few afros with the Bourbon Street Mafia for a BSM shirt. Now the BSM and the 'fro Army have officially formed an unholy union. (The only thing that could make us more powerful would be the assistance of a Gargoyle and a Zombie Pimp!)

At the beginning of the show, I tossed Dusty Rhodes an afro. He donned the 'fro, and it was quite possibly the greatest moment in Afro-Squad history! (Does Dusty need a special Afro-Squad name?)

In my eyes, Afa stole the show again for his wrecklass ass kicking of Stu Bennett. The most entertaining part is that Afa seems to be the most "over" guy in the building, but he is supposed to be a heel. I hope having an entire Army of afro-wearing lunatics chanting "fear the 'fro" doesn't hurt your popularity.

I was also impressed with Natalie Neidhart and Beth Phoenix's style as a tag team. They even finished with the Hart Foundation's "Hart Attack." I wonder if we'll see them working together in the future.

Kafu's wife sat by us. Although she wasn't too excited about having her picture taken, she was a fun addition.

I'm really starting to enjoy Kafu's gimmick as well. He is the "master of the Claw hold," which is a great throwback to the '80s. Jordi Scrubbings saw Kafu in the grocery store last week, so we tried to harass Kafu about his shopping list. (He apparently loves cheese!)

I also have to hand it to Angela Fong for posing for pics with the Afro-Squad Army.

I got to talk to Diana Hart for a few minutes too. She seems like a really sweet lady. As Georgia Smith joked about her mom, "she talks just like Bret." (Their accent is almost identical.)

Once again, FCW Andy (AKA Original Jit) and his Dad epitomized what wrestling fans should be. Those guys breathe wrestling.

Finally, will somebody tell Jack Gabriel to put some pants on? Hey, Eric Perez ... if you post a blog comment ... I'd reply "Oh Yeah!"

SnowMan

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Gone with the wind like Ruth Bader Ginsberg

Stay tuned next week for even more of his words ...


Thursday, August 28, 2008

Grillin' up a new batch of links

Ages have passed since I last gave a run-down of what I'm reading. Here are a few Lessons In New Knowledge (LINKS). Consider yourself educated.

First off, a little education coming from old-school rapper KRS-1. BET hooked it up and had KRS-1 in a little jam session with Soulja Boy. Quite a bit of respect shown, which is a good thing. Maybe we'll hear something real come from Soulja Boy, not just rhymes about bling, cars, and other nonsense. Then again, maybe Soulja Boy is a modern day Kid'n'Play.

Next, one of my favorite bloggers and a long-time friend of The Serious Tip, Extra P, is back in ESPN Magazine. Extra P is a minor league baseball afficionado and in his latest he discusses minor league merchandising. This is a real good article about the major league thought that goes into selling minor league stuff. My one question however, is do the Toledo Mud Hens sell Lou Brown jerseys? Afterall, he was the manager there for over 30 years.

Another friend of The Serious Tip, the always loquacious MC Bias, has posted a really good interview with cyclist, uber-athlete, and 2012 Olympic hopeful Kathryn Bertine. In 2008, Kathryn attempted to cycle for the U.S. and St. Kitts and Nevis. Unfortunately, she came up a bit short. But that has only increased her motivation for 2012. Let the countdown begin.

Staying on the global tip for a moment, apparently it is illegal to own or play Grand Theft Auto IV in Bahrain or Saudi Arabia. Blogger Redbelt wrote about a couple of Bahraini officials who visited a local video game store to confiscate all the available copies. Don't they realize that the best way to increase desirability is to take something away? And I am not even going to touch the subject of whether or not video games corrupt the youth.

For those who care about such things, Andrew Carter of the Orlando Sentinel posted the Florida State Seminole Men's Basketball schedule. Carter also gives his analysis of the schedule, which, might I add, is not a flattering endorsement. My opinion: I would have been more upset with this jobber schedule a few years ago, when FSU had a solid chance of making the NCAA tournament. This year, I don't know what they have, but it doesn't look too promising.

A bit of cross-promotion: my NFL picks are up over at Thunder Matt's Saloon. Apparently they don't like it when I pick the Chicago team to do much of anything.

Going on the political tip for a moment: One of my favorite websites of late has been Politics1.com and their comprehensive list of all the candidates running for President of the United States. So before you throw your vote to either McCain, Obama, or Paris Hilton, check out some of these guys:

The Light Party (less calories than those other parties!)

The Marijuana Party (it ain't a party unless someone's lighting up!)

and The Humanist Party (you can't go wrong with a guy named Washington!)

If you are getting bored of the politics, as I slowly am, here are a few things to look forward to:

The NightMoves Adult Entertainment Awards - October 9-13, in Tampa, Florida.

The World Elephant Polo Association Championship - November 30th to December 6th, somewhere.

Ronnie James Dio and Tony Iommi of Black Sabbath, or if you prefer, Heaven and Hell, will be performing "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen" on a new Christmas album entitled "We Wish You a Metal Xmas and a Headbanging New Year". Hopefully that's truth in advertising.

And finally, a trailer from one of my favorite low-budget emotionally moving films, brought to you by the Troma folks.



Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Tending Bar over at Thunder Matt's

Way back in my younger days, many, many, many moons ago, I worked in a bar in Tallahassee. Actually, to be honest, I didn't really work. I just kinda stood behind the bar, played music, and handed beers to the few friends or homeless vagabonds who showed up. After two weeks of this routine, the bar told me they were going with the "hot-girls-behind-the-bar" strategy and that I wouldn't be working there anymore.

And that was the end of my life as a bar keep. Until now.

Last week, I received and accepted an invite to write for one of my favorite blogs: Thunder Matt's Saloon. I've long been a patron of Thunder Matt's little corner of the blogosphere and it's an honor to be welcomed into such a circle of greatness.

If you are not familiar with Thunder Matt's Saloon, they are the geniuses who brought us such legendary posts as:

Underrated/Overrated: Condiments

The Fantasy Hurricane League

The Thunder Matt Beer Project

and 50 States/50 Bands

So what will I bring to the Saloon? Well, I'm not quite sure yet. Hopefully, I'll bring my legion of two or three faithful readers. But other than that, as long as they don't decide to replace me in two weeks with pictures of hot chicks, I think I'll be alright.

Oh, you can read my initial post for TMS here:

Meet a Bartender: New Staff Edition - Thunder Matt's Saloon


By the way, don't worry - The Serious Tip is not going away. I'll still be here. I'm just branching out.

(P.S. That's not really Thunder Matt's Saloon, that's a picture of a place called "Matt's Saloon" in Prescott, AZ.)

Sunday, August 24, 2008

Fixing the Olympic Age Dilemma

Way back in the ancient times of 2001, sports fans, analysts, and innocent bystanders were captivated by the accomplishments of Danny Almonte, a lanky left-handed Little League pitcher from the Bronx. Almonte dominated Little League competition as no other pitcher had nor possibly will ever do again.

Unfortunately, the Danny Almonte success story was too good to be true. After a brief investigation, the Little League powers that be found out Almonte violated the maximum age requirement for entry in the Little League World Series. Instead of 12, Almonte was actually 14, an age that gave him a physical advantage over his younger competition.

Seven years later, the sports headlines have again been strife with stories about age requirements and the possibility of cheating. This time, however, instead of the competitors being too old, as was the case with Almonte, many were claiming members of the Chinese gymnastics team were too young to compete. Whereas Olympic rules state a competitor must be at least 16, rumors have continued that gymnast He Kexin is only 14.

I found irony in the fact that both of these age-vulnerable events have been televised often simultaneously over the last few weeks. Fitting as well that both finished on the same day. In my opinion, the problems of these pinnacles of amateur competition* can easily be solved with some creative thinking.

* I would argue that the Little League World Series is rivaled only by the NCAA tournament as the most intense non-professional sporting event in the U.S. And of course the Olympic Games are the zenith of all amateur athletic competition.

While some claim that we should do away with age restrictions in the Olympics, I think the opposite. The International Olympic Committee should create age divisions in certain sports such as gymnastics, swimming, and baseball. This would reduce the pressure of cheating to get certain athletes with “springier” bodies in the games. These categories would also lengthen the careers of Olympic stars that may be too old to compete in their sports by the time they are in their mid-20s.

As for baseball, I think every four years the Little League World Series should be included in the Summer Games and played in the hosting Olympic city. This would make the Little League World Series a truly global event and would raise its prestige to epic proportions. Granted, it would take the “community” feel away from the Williamsport-hosted games, but it would provide possibly the biggest thrill for Little Leaguers across the world. And fair is fair, if a 14-year old can compete in the Olympics (not saying that they do currently, but they have in the past), then shouldn’t 12-year old be medal-eligible as well?

Imagine their excitement as the Little League World Series winners not only receive a trophy for the best Little League team, but also gold medals for best under-14 baseball players in the world.

(Of course, this is only possible with the aforementioned age categories. Anyone who thinks a 12-year old kid could play on the same baseball field as a grown man is just foolish. Even if that kid is the second coming of Danny Almonte. Yet for some reason it's ok to have 14-year old girls compete with 20-something year old women in gymnastics. Maybe the IOC likes the idea that they can legally oogle little girls every four years.)

Friday, August 22, 2008

The Afro-Squad: Throwing down with Florida Championship Wrestling

All wrestlers have to start somewhere. Contrary to popular belief, the warriors of the squared circle don't magically appear buff, bad, and quick with the mic. Although some ride the tail of a comet to quick success, many toil in the trenches seemingly for eons awaiting their chance. They wrestle in flea markets, fairs, VFWs, YMCAs, and any other place a promoter can set up a ring.

Perhaps the highest level of "minor league" pro wrestling is Florida Championship Wrestling, the WWE's training school. Recently relocated to right around the corner from me in beautiful, sunny Tampa, Florida, FCW is the starting point for many wrestlers, male and female, trying to make it to the absolute pinacle of their profession.

Needless to say, being that wrestling and the Afro-Squad go together like Scott Weiland and heroin, the Snowman and myself have been frequent patrons to FCW's weekly events.

So now, without further ado, I bring to The Serious Tip the first appearance of the Snowman. Hopefully this goes better than "Hercules in New York".

The FCW show last night was a lot of fun. In fact, this may have been the most enjoyable show that I've seen to date.

The Afro-Squad Army was in full force, and the crowd was a blast. A group of fans known as the Bourbon Street Mafia have joined alliances with us, so our posse is getting bigger.

I am finally getting to know some of the spouses and family in the audience. Big Titan's wife Desiree sat next to me for a while. I haven't seen him wrestle yet, but he is billed at "7 foot tall and 340 pounds." He is recovering from surgery, and should be back in a couple weeks.

Afa's match was a blast too. The ringside announcer Bryan Kelly (WXJT Channel 4) was also a lot of fun. He interacted with the Squad a lot. It was his birthday, so we got a happy birthday chant going.

Since it is a small crowd, we were able to interact a lot with in-ring announcer Angela Fong and Dusty Rhodes. We cheer when Angela bends over to get into the ring. We also cheer when Dusty sits down. (Wait for it… - Shhhhh - Yeah!) Dusty, Angela, and Bryan were a lot of fun. Interaction is part of the game.

We've also figured a way to make Eric Perez's matches "interactive." "Oh Yeah" is said whenever he hits somebody.

D.H. Smith (Davey Boy's son), Eddie Colon (Carlos's son), Joe Hennig (Curt's son) and Afa Jr. are some of the organization's second generation wrestlers. Nattie Neidhart (Jim's daughter) and Ted DeBiase Jr. are recent second generation folks from there.

"Extreme Dan" and FCW Andy (AKA Original Jet) sported 'fros throughout the night. They made that stuff look good. "Electric Cami" also looked smashing with her long curly dew.

At the end of the show I got to meet Diana Hart and Georgia Smith. Diana is Davey Boy Smith's ex-wife (and Stu Hart's youngest daughter) and Georgia is their daughter. They just moved to town from Calgary, and will be attending the shows from now on. I gave them an invitation to join the Afro-Squad Army at ringside. They were also accompanied by another Hart daughter, but I missed her first name.

Anyway, that's it for this week's report. Please check out the pictures and leave comments. Hopefully some of the spouses and wrestlers won't be too shy to comment.


Thanks, Snowman. Wait, no mention of the Great Jordi? Maybe next time.

See more of the Snowman's news and notes at his myspace site. Go, I'll wait.

And oh yeah, Mr. The Man, we haven't forgotten about you. Quit holding people down or else.

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Talkin' about the Bat

I know this is way past its point of relevance, but I wanted to wait until everyone had a chance to see The Dark Knight at least twice before throw my thoughts out for consumption.

- Like I mentioned a few weeks ago, I am in the middle of reading a biography on Albert Einstein. The idea that Einstein believed that there was a rule for everything is similar to ideology of Batman. Throughout The Dark Knight and other Batman stories, Batman sides with organization, process, and order. There is a formula to life. A routine to be followed. Batman's outlook on life can almost be summarized with Einstein's famous quote, "God doesn't play with dice".

Batman's villains in The Dark Knight, on the other hand, represent the various stages of chaos. Two-Face is chance personified; and hence represents life and our existence on Earth. To date, we still can't figure out why the third rock in our solar system was the one to spring life. So far, the odds are against life in the universe. We are the result of chance.

Then there is the Joker - utter chaos. There is no definable rhyme nor reason to the Joker's actions. He is the big bang theory personified. He is the quantum mechanics to Batman's theory of relativity.

- One more point: Several other sites, most specifically CNN.com, called the Joker a terrorist. Others said The Dark Knight is a statement on the war on terror(ism). What these writers barely mention is the origin of the Joker's tactics. The writers of The Dark Knight had clearly studied the courses of action of successful insurgencies and guerrilla fighters.

(Warning: If you have not seen The Dark Knight, you might not want to read any further. I'm about to mention parts of the movie.)

For example, the flaming firetruck? Ripped from the streets of Mogadishu or Fallujah. The attack on the helicopter? Although the Joker didn't use an RPG, that was from Mogadishu, site of the book "Black Hawk Down". The cell-phone activated bomb? Only seen time and time again by U.S. troops in Iraq; they call them I.E.D.s - or improvised explosive devices. And then of course, there was the exploding hospital. That can be traceable to either the embassy bombings in Kenya and Tanzania, the Oklahoma City bombing, or even the attack on the World Trade Center.

What Batman and the authorities of Gotham City never attempt to do, and this honestly surprised me, was to go after the Joker's logistics. To quote Jack Nicholson's Joker, "Where did he get those wonderful toys?" The bombs, the guns, the rocket launchers - they had to come from somewhere. The Joker either had a warehouse full of munitions or he was being supplied by somewhere. Attempting to eliminate that source would definite have put a hamper on the Joker's ability to cause chaos.

But then again, "The Hunt For The Joker's Logistics" would not make for a very exciting movie.

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Walter Dix: The World's Fastest Seminole

Besides Michael Phelps, the "Redeem Team", and table tennis, one of the biggest stories I have been following this Olympics in the rise of Walter Dix.

For those not in the know, Walter Dix is the reason the Florida State University Track and Field team is three-time National Champions. Dix, an eight-time NCAA champion and 15-time All-American, is now competing in Bejing. This weekend, he finished third in the 100 meter sprint.

Although I am far from an expert in track and field (although I can run a little better than I can swim - see my post on Michael Phelps), at only 22 years old, I think Walter Dix is going to be one of the next great American runners.

Darren Rovell of CNBC SportsBiz also thinks Dix is going to be huge. According to Rovell, Dix is the recent recipient of the largest contract ever for a track star out of college. Rovell sat down with Dix's agent, Kimberly N. Holland of Icon Management. Check out the interview.

So now even though Michael Phelps is done and the hoops team seems to be cruising through the competition, I'm still going to watching and rooting for Walter Dix, the world's fastest Seminole.

Go Noles.

Sunday, August 17, 2008

The greatest merger since lamb and tuna fish

Once again, I have joined forces with the fine upstanding gentlemen of The Afro-Squad.com. Although it has been a while since the last official collaboration between the legendary "Snowman" and myself, during the past few months we have had numerous lawyers, agents, and other affliated moneymen crossing the "t"s and dotting the "j"s to faciliate a final merger. And now I have proud to announce The Serious Tip and The Afro-Squad have officially come together and are out to put "The Man" on notice.

So what does that mean for you, loyal reader?

Well, first, you can expect more content. That's always a good thing, right? For those unfamiliar, The Afro-Squad specializes in pure funkiness, with a smattering of beautiful women and a touch of pro-wrestling commentary and interviews.

Is The Serious Tip going away? Will it be taken over? No and No. This merger is merely cross-promotional. The Serious Tip will be linking to new content on The Afro-Squad and The Afro-Squad will be linking to new content on The Serious Tip. On those occasions where we collaborate on a project, well, expect that to be on both sites.

So, with that said, I present the first ever joint effort between The Serious Tip and The Afro-Squad, and my first ever foray into announcing. Even if you aren't the biggest wrestling fan, at least give it watch and let me know what you think. In my humble opinion, I am already better than Tim McCarver.


Saturday, August 16, 2008

Musings about Moyer

A few thoughts about the utterly ancient Jamie Moyer, who just outdueled the equally elderly Greg Maddux ...

- Did you know Jamie Moyer is 5th on the All-Time Home Runs Allowed list?

- Did you know Jamie Moyer has given up more home runs than any other left-handed pitcher in baseball history?

- Do you realize the four pitchers who have given up more home runs (Roberts, Jenkins, Neikro, and Sutton) are Hall of Famers?

- Did you know because of Jamie Moyer, you can connect 23-year old Phillie pitcher Kyle Kendrick to a player who started his career in 1899 in 7 degrees?

- Kendrick to Jamie Moyer (Phillies 2007-present)

- Moyer to Nolan Ryan (Rangers 1989-90)

- Ryan to Ken Boyer (1966 Mets)

- Boyer to Murry Dickson (Cardinals 1956-57)

- Dickson to Lyn Lary (Cardinals 1939)

- Lary to George Burns (not the actor) (Yankees 1929)

- Burns to Sam Crawford (Tigers 1914), who started his career in 1899.

Wow.

Back to the subject of home runs for a moment.

How are only three pitchers from the "steroid era" in the top 15 in all-time home runs (Moyer, David Wells, and Randy Johnson)? Weirder still, how are all three are left-handed?

(Wow, that is a poorly written second question. "How are all three left-handed?" Because they throw with their left hand. That's "how" they are left-handed. What I was trying to say is how have three left-handed pitchers who pitched most of their career in the "steroid era" given up more home runs than any right-handed pitcher? I thought lefties are supposedly harder to hit.)

The Greatest Lungs of All

With his seven, possibly soon-to-be eight gold medals this year, Michael Phelps has undeniably become the story to talk about during the XXIX Olympic Games. People want to know about his family, what he eats, what's on his IPod, etc., etc. He is now a full-blown celebrity. I expect his social life to be on the cover of US Weekly or some other tabloid before the games are done.

What I want to know, and what I doubt will make headlines, is how does his lungs compare to other great athletes? Phelps can clearly hold his breath from one end of an Olympic pool to the other, and that is an amazing distance.

(Trust me. Just today I tried swimming underwater. I got about 20 feet before I had to come up for air. Either I was travelling slow or I can't hold my breath for that long. Either way, Phelps' records are safe.)

While Lance Armstrong was winning Tour de Frances (or is it Tours de France?), scientists were studying his ability to convert oxygen to energy, the ability of his muscles to recover, and his muscular efficiency. If they haven't already done so, I think it is just a matter of time before the scientific community analyzes Phelps in the same way. Currently, all we have are the simple guesses of sports writers.

In my completely uneducated opinion, I think Armstrong and Phelps should be similar in their lung abilities. Whereas Phelps has traveled primarily underwater, Armstrong operated in the thin air of the Pyrenees. I'd like to see a scientist compare and contrast the abilities of each. I'd like to see a comparison of their aerodynamic abilities to penetrate their environments (I would assume Phelps has the advantage), their leg power (possible advantage: Armstrong), their ability to "explode" past the pack, and the amount of calories each burns during their competition.

For those interested in human physiology, Phelps is the latest dream subject. How he stacks up anatomically with greats such as Armstrong should definitely be researched. Perhaps, besides being the most decorated Olympian, maybe Michael Phelps is also the greatest athlete of all time.

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Georgia on my mental

With all apologies to Ray Charles, a few random thoughts about Georgia:

- Eerie how only days after I wrote how Russia was in search of a quick win to boost national morale, they attacked the Republic of Georgia. True, I thought they would settle for attacking emo kids. I was a bit off on that part.

- Speaking of Georgia, has anyone seen hide or hair or heard from Jay Busbee of late? The sports have gone south and all is quiet right down Peachtree. Maybe the international aid will restore his communications in Atlanta.

- Going a bit political, anyone who endorses unilateral regime change one day and condones it the next is a hypocrite. That's all I have to say about that.

- Back to sports, the Georgian path could not be more interesting this Olympics. First, while Russian Natalia Paderina finished ahead of Georgian Nino Salukvadze in the Women's 10m Air Pistol event, Georgians Irakli Tsirekidze and Manucharwon Kvirelia won Gold in the 90kg Judo competition and the Men's Greco-Roman 74 kg events respectively. So, based strictly on Olympic results, if the current conflict comes down to hand-to-hand combat, I gotta give the advantage to Georgia. They apparently know how to scrap.

- Finally, if the Republic of Georgia can take one thing from the current Raucous* in the Caucasus, it is that with the help of international allies such as Brazil, they can defeat the Russian opposition. In volleyball.

(* I know, it should be "Ruckus". But that doesn't rhyme with Caucasus.)

The Sporting News must read The Serious Tip

According to Andrew Carter of the Orlando Sentinel, The Sporting News is predicting Florida State head football coach Bobby Bowden will finally retire after the 2008-09 season.

What an original, novel idea.

Umm ... I wonder where they got that from?

Me, perhaps?

The Serious Tip, December 6, 2007: Prediction: Bobby Bowden will retire after the 2008-2009 season.

I even gave four good reasons. I can't wait to read The Sporting News's rationale.

Monday, August 11, 2008

Following up on The Mutumbo Monkey Trial

In the 13th post of this blog's illustrious history, I wrote about the trials and tribulations of Mr. Hooman Hamzehloui, the Orlando Magic fan who was removed from the Amway Arena in October 2006 for calling Houston Rockets center Dikembe Mutumbo a "monkey".

In the nearly two years since this black mark on fan-player relations, I had pretty much forgotten about Mr. Hamzehloui. Last week, however, I received a mysterious press release in my email box. It was from Mr. Hamzehloui.

This press release, entitled "Everyone loves a happy ending", gave an update on the famous ejected fan. According to the email, after his moment of national embarassment, Mr. Hamzehloui spiraled into depression. The stigma of being labeled a racist had cost Mr. Hamzehloui his successful real estate practice and made him an outcast. To quote the email, "Hooman became the recipient of hate mail, death threats, and nasty calls" and felt his words brought out "the hatred of people all over the world".

Fortunately for Mr. Hamzehloui, his depression would recede. After finding himself again, Mr. Hamzehloui decided to take on the problems of the world and become a motivational speaker. Through his website, www.hoomancan.com, those needing a pep talk are now able to book Hooman and have him tell them the secrets to a happy life.

Honestly, I think this stinks. Mike Bianchi of the Orlando Sentinel can believe Mr. Hamzehloui all he wants, but Mr. Hamzehloui's new venture seems to me to be nothing but a marketing ploy. Like blogger Delinda Lombardo and many of Bianchi's commentators, I agree that it seems Mr. Hamzehloui is using all the free press he can get to promote his new money-making scheme and his new book, the aptly titled "Dikembe and Me".

Mr. Hamzehloui is no dummy. Anyone who becomes a success in America through sales has to know a little about the opinions of the public, and Mr. Hamzehloui has mastered this craft. As he did after his incident with Dikembe Mutumbo, Mr. Hamzehloui is convienently playing the media to get attention. Now, with his latest venture, this man, who failed to think when he called Dikembe a "monkey", will attempt show everyone how to "help change the world one thought at a time".

Sorry, Hooman. Count me out.

Does Cal Ripken have a national conflict of interest?

Last week, the Los Angeles Dodgers sold their Vero Beach, FL minor league franchise to the Ripken Baseball Group, an organization led by former baseball players Cal Ripken, Jr and his brother Billy Ripken. According to TCPalm.com, the Tampa Bay Rays will be a minority partner in the team and will move the franchise to the Rays' new spring training home in Port Charlotte, FL in 2009.

Although I think it is great Cal Ripken is staying involved in baseball, I would like to raise the question of a possible conflict of interest. Last August, Cal Ripken was named Special Sports Envoy to United States Department of State. This position involves spreading diplomatic goodwill through athletics and attempting to bridge the gaps of intolerance through cooperation and competition.

But can Ripken do his job with the State Department impartially while also being part-owner of not only the Vero Beach Devil Rays, but also the Aberdeen Iron Birds and the Augusta Green Jackets? How can a minor league owner put aside his own interests for the better interests of his nation? For example, if Ripken needs to set up an exhibition between the U.S. and a foreign nation, what are the chances he picks one of his teams for the contest? And what about the players? Who are they playing for in that situation, their nation or their boss?

Depending on the decisions of the next president, Cal Ripken may or may not be the most powerful owner in minor league baseball after January 2009. But for the time being, I don't think Ripken and his ties to the most upper reaches of American government should have any presence in ownership. We don't need Ripken to potentially have a Dick Cheney-Haliburton situation.

Friday, August 8, 2008

LeBron James Can Not Safe Darfur

According to ancient sports lore, Branch Rickey, future owner of baseball’s Brooklyn Dodgers, was so saddened by the racial prejudice facing Charley Thomas, a player on Rickey’s Ohio Wesleyan team, he vowed to change the way baseball, and America, looks at African-Americans. In 1947, Rickey was finally allowed to provide the opportunity Thomas was never afforded. By signing Jackie Robinson, and allowing him the opportunity to play major league baseball, Rickey’s decision in a position of power opened doors for millions of African-Americans to play professional sports on the same level as their European-descended neighbors. In the proceeding sixty years, this opportunity has become a way to success for many African-Americans. A way that might still be closed if not for Branch Rickey.

Throughout the last few years, several basketball players of the National Basketball Association have witnessed first-hand the widespread poverty and suffering in Sub-Saharan Africa. Experiencing the conditions in Sudan and other African nations has awakened these players much on a same level as the bias against Thomas affected Rickey. The difference between these two situations, however, is huge. Whereas Rickey had not only the drive but also the position of power needed to make a change, NBA superstars lack the influence to change the situation in Darfur above an individual or community level. Alone they cannot take the necessary steps to establish opportunity and make a dramatic difference. The road to completely end the suffering in Darfur requires a long, arduous process that must compensate for every step of development and cannot cease or else the NBA will have made worse the very plight they are attempting to alleviate.

In the past year, several NBA players have made the trip to the Darfur region of Sudan. Many articles have been written about players such as Tracy McGrady, Ron Artest, Kermit Washington, Ira Newble, and Etan Thomas and their eye-opening experiences in Africa and how they were changed by those whose way of life if far different than the lifestyle of NBA superstars. The experiences of these NBA personalities, combined with the messages of African-born players such as Luol Deng and Dikembe Mutumbo, have alerted many fans to the problems of genocide, starvation, and the deprivation of human rights occuring in the Sudan.

Using Mutumbo and others’ charity as inspiration, many American-born NBA personalities have contributed to the well-being of the Darfur refugees by providing food, health care, and other amenities with the hope of improving the dire conditions of the masses.

Although this initial investment is a wonderful idea, and any assistance is good assistance to the peoples in Sub-Saharan Africa, on their current track the NBA and its ambassadors risk performing their already established aid functions for infinity. According to William Easterly, Senior Fellow at the Center for Global Development and the Institute for International Economics, initial financial investment only goes so far. In his book, The Elusive Quest for Growth, Easterly explores the impact of direct investment, educational opportunities, birth control, grants, and debt forgiveness in assisting under-developed countries. Easterly concludes that none of these “solutions” when used individually sustain growth and create self-sufficient successful nations. At some point, opportunities must be provided. According to Easterly,

“Prosperity happens when all the players in the development game have the right incentives. It happens when government incentives induce technological adaptation, high-quality investment in machines, and high-quality schooling. It happens when donors face incentives that induce them to give aid to countries with good policies where aid will have high payoffs, not to countries with poor policies where aid is wasted. It happens when the poor get good opportunities and incentives, which requires government welfare programs that reward rather than penalize earning income. It happens when politics is not polarized between antagonistic interest groups, but there is a common consensus to invest in the future.”

Although far more difficult, the NBA and its employees must attempt to influence Branch Rickey-like “power players”. If the NBA was serious about stopping the atrocities in Darfur and helping the victims in the region, they would have Ira Newble, Kermit Washington, Tracy McGrady, or even Ron Artest testify in front of Congress; set-up information booths at games; donate ticket and merchandise sales to relief efforts; have survivors speak at halftime; sell Sudanese arts and crafts at arenas; and anything else that could possibly influence a solution. Instead, and DWil of Sports On My Mind touched on this, we have individual players being hounded between seasons (never during) about their thoughts on geopolitics. The NBA is leaving its players out to dry instead of forming a lobby group that can make real change, if you believe a group of athletes can effect geopolitics.

Where is David Stern, for example, to lead the charge in meaningful change? Can't Stern influence a group of able lawmakers to provide incentives for the Sudanese government to stop its practices? If the Sudanese government does not change its ways, change will not occur no matter how many NBA players feed the hungry or vaccinate the sick.

One athlete, two athletes, one Olympic team, or a whole nation of Olympic teams cannot change the situation in Darfur. At best, they can raise awareness. Which is akin to saying "It's raining" without providing an umbrella. They can feed a few people, build a few schools, open a few medical centers, but what does that do to change the big picture? People have to understand that individuals without power cannot change policy, they can only hope to influence it. Individuals can help individual problems, but that is a mere drop in the bucket in a problem such as ethnic cleansing or genocide.

Like DWil, I don't know what we expect from our athletes. Do we expect them to put on their Superman capes and stop bullets from flying and to not only build schools and medical centers but also provide industry and opportunity? I spent years in grad school studying geopolitics and International Affairs and I still cannot give a clear answer on what should be done in Darfur in a sound byte format. And I don't think LeBron James or any other NBA personality can either.

Thursday, August 7, 2008

Times Are Hard In The Kingdom of Yankees

Before I begin, let me caveat by saying with absolute happiness that I am talking about a 3rd place team. (Go Rays!)

By many measures, things are not going well in Yankee Nation. The day after the parent club faced a possible injury to the Mighty Joba, it seems the Tampa Yankees forgot to pay the electric bill. King George cannot be pleased.

From OurSportsCentral.com,

"Light failure at Steinbrenner Field on Wednesday night forced the Fort Myers Miracle and Tampa Yankees into a suspended ball game with the Miracle ahead 2-0. The stadium lights were on pre-game but suddenly went dark just before first pitch. The stadium fire alarm went off immediately after the lights and forced the contest to halt heading into the fourth inning."

Somewhere the sounds of Young Hank playing his fiddle are echoing in the night.

(Image translation: "Blackout! The enemy sees your lights!". From NowLive.com)

Monday, August 4, 2008

Mother Russia says "Nyet!" to emo

I'm a little behind on this, but I remember when Russia used to think of itself as a world power. The Great Bear had might, strength, and muscle. Then came the war in Afghanistan. Then the 1980 Olympics. Then Rocky 4. Then the wall fell, the Soviet Union collapsed, and Yakov Smirnoff migrated to Branson, Missouri.

Times have been hard for Mother Russia.

So in searching for a quick win, a victory that would bolster national morale and put pride in hearts of millions of Russians, last week the State Duma declared war on emo kids.

My guess is that the Russian government does not want thousands of depressed, gloomy, moping, socially withdrawn kids to turn into depressed, gloomy, moping, socially withdrawn adults. In that case, maybe the first step towards a better, brighter youth should be to move the kids out of depressed, gloomy, moping, internationally withdrawn Russia.

Note: Apparently Mexicans hate emo kids as well. How do you say, "Be vewy, vewy quiet ... I'm hunting emos" in Spanish?

Ladies Love Cool James - St. Petersburg, FL, Aug 2nd, 2008

I am going to go out on a limb and say that LL Cool J is underrated.

How many performers (rock, rap, country, whatever) have continued to be mainstream for 23 years?

23 years.

Think about that. In 1985, "We Are The World" was recorded; Mike Tyson made his professional debut; Wrestlemania began; New Coke was released; the original Nintendo hit the market; Reggie Bush, Kiera Knightley, T-Pain, and Dwight Howard were born; and LL Cool J dropped "Radio".

Granted, LL has had some albums that weren't all that good. But his name carried weight. If Run DMC is the Beatles of rap, then LL Cool J is the Rolling Stones.

Yet, unlike the Stones, LL Cool J isn't charging 200 dollars for a live concert. As a matter of fact, thousands of Rays fans got to see LL perform Saturday night for only the cost of admission. That's right, for the cost of a ticket, I got to see LL Cool J, pretty much for the great cost of "Free".

(Question: who pays for these shows? Are they sanctioned by MLB? Or are the summer concerts paid for by the teams themselves? These are the things I wonder about.)

Although the accoustics of Tropicana Field are not the greatest, LL put on a really good show. He performed somewhere in the neighborhood of 10 songs, to include "I'm Bad", "Radio", "Mama Said Knock You Out", and his verses from the "Flava in Your Ear" remix and the "I Shot Ya" remix. He also did a few songs from his upcoming Exit 13 album.

Overall, I was impressed. Even though the show was a safe, family-friendly mix of his classics and new songs, LL Cool J still has the ability to rock a mic and move a crowd. Given his continued appeal, I wouldn't be surprised if there were a few hits on his new release and LL kept on going for another few years.

Sunday, August 3, 2008

Insomniac Musing: Thinking slumps

A quick thought before counting sheep:

While at tonight's Rays-Tigers game (featuring a post-game LL Cool J concert - more on that later), I started thinking about batting slumps.

Generally when a batter struggles for a significant amount of time, people say he is in a slump. But has anyone really broke down significant slumps? For example, if a batter goes 2 for 20 over a few games, but during those games he faces pitchers he does notoriously bad against, is he really in a slump? Or should that struggling be expected?

On the other hand, are slumps more likely to be stopped by facing a pitcher a batter traditionally hits well? If a batter is doing something wrong mechanically for a while, but does well against someone he normally hits well, do people shrug off his problems because he did well for a game or two? Of course, if a batter struggles against a pitcher he normally hits well, should coaches be more likely to assume something is wrong?

I guess what I am saying is, perhaps slumps aren't really as mysterious as baseball people would have us believe. Maybe they are predictable.